Bill

"you're a troglodyte you fuckstick."

- Bill

Bill is the local Texan antihero of the CWP. Trained in the dark arts of American (Texan) debate teams, he is a forced to be reckoned with. Any being strong enough to have a hand-to-hand argument with the White Mugabe will have their little nut-sacks burst through the onslaught of relentless arguments and strong points.