Bird

"If one guy make sex wit anodda guy jalike he make sex wit one wahine, az pilau dat. You guys gotta kill dem. Da two a dem, get da blame fo wat dey do."

- Leviticus 20:13

Bird is a shitposting warlord. He is wanted across 20 servers and many more star-systems. Bird lives a hard life in the proverbial (and occasionally literal) back alleys of many servers. He sells scripts for a high price, but his skills for even higher.